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Toots and Bladders, A board game for the elderly
Game Pieces:
Wheel Chair
Walker (with tennis balls)
Oxygen tank
Pill bottle (pill box)
Coffin
Social Security check
Game Board:
Instead of consecutive spaces, you have disjointed spaces that you
are taken too dependant upon the cards and dice.
Dice:
Just one and it only has up to three on it, because elderly can’t walk
any farther than that.
Senior Moments Cards: Cards you get when you land on designated
spaces.
1) You’ve fallen and you can’t get up…go back 3 spaces
2) You got out of bed and broke your hip…go back 4 spaces
3) Found your hidden stash of Viagra…move up 4 spaces
4) You didn’t make it to the bathroom…again…move back 2 spaces
5) You remembered the kids names when they came to visit…
move up 3 spaces
6) You got a sponge bath from the hot nurse today…move up 2
spaces
7) You got a sponge bath from the fat gay guy…move back 1 space
8) You lost your teeth again…move back 1 space
9) Tennis ball fall off your walker…move back 1 space
10) You now have a comb-over from your ear hair…move up
1space or back 1 space
11) The nurse has emptied your bed pan…move up 2 spaces
12) You looked for two hours and couldn’t find your glasses only
to find out they were on your head…move back 1 space
13) The kids are fighting over your possessions and your not dead
yet…move back 3 spaces
14) You think about your will more than your will to love…move
back 1 space
15) You are now on daily kidney dialysis…move back 4 spaces
16) You attend more friends funerals than birthday parties…move
back 4 spaces
17) You hate when kids get on your lawn…shake your fist and
move back 1 space
18) You’ve been hired as a greeter at the big box store…move up
2 spaces
19) You’ve chosen the outfit you want to be buried in….move up 3
spaces
20) The diapers are now for you…move back 2 spaces
21) Cell phone conversations always include your latest medical
procedure…move back 1 space
22) You still have a driver’s license and you don’t know
why…move up 3 spaces
23) The doctor checks to see if you’re an organ donor, move back
1 space
24) You judge a car’s quality based on its length…move up 2
spaces
25) At all times you must at least 10 miles below the speed
limit…move back 2 spaces
26) When you can’t wait for lunch…and its 3pm move up 1 space
How to win:
When you complete the tasks, hospice, filling out a will, saying
goodbye to the kids, etc, you die mercifully.
Game Pieces:
Wheel Chair
Walker (with tennis balls)
Oxygen tank
Pill bottle (pill box)
Coffin
Social Security check
Game Board:
Instead of consecutive spaces, you have disjointed spaces that you
are taken too dependant upon the cards and dice.
Dice:
Just one and it only has up to three on it, because elderly can’t walk
any farther than that.
Senior Moments Cards: Cards you get when you land on designated
spaces.
1) You’ve fallen and you can’t get up…go back 3 spaces
2) You got out of bed and broke your hip…go back 4 spaces
3) Found your hidden stash of Viagra…move up 4 spaces
4) You didn’t make it to the bathroom…again…move back 2 spaces
5) You remembered the kids names when they came to visit…
move up 3 spaces
6) You got a sponge bath from the hot nurse today…move up 2
spaces
7) You got a sponge bath from the fat gay guy…move back 1 space
8) You lost your teeth again…move back 1 space
9) Tennis ball fall off your walker…move back 1 space
10) You now have a comb-over from your ear hair…move up
1space or back 1 space
11) The nurse has emptied your bed pan…move up 2 spaces
12) You looked for two hours and couldn’t find your glasses only
to find out they were on your head…move back 1 space
13) The kids are fighting over your possessions and your not dead
yet…move back 3 spaces
14) You think about your will more than your will to love…move
back 1 space
15) You are now on daily kidney dialysis…move back 4 spaces
16) You attend more friends funerals than birthday parties…move
back 4 spaces
17) You hate when kids get on your lawn…shake your fist and
move back 1 space
18) You’ve been hired as a greeter at the big box store…move up
2 spaces
19) You’ve chosen the outfit you want to be buried in….move up 3
spaces
20) The diapers are now for you…move back 2 spaces
21) Cell phone conversations always include your latest medical
procedure…move back 1 space
22) You still have a driver’s license and you don’t know
why…move up 3 spaces
23) The doctor checks to see if you’re an organ donor, move back
1 space
24) You judge a car’s quality based on its length…move up 2
spaces
25) At all times you must at least 10 miles below the speed
limit…move back 2 spaces
26) When you can’t wait for lunch…and its 3pm move up 1 space
How to win:
When you complete the tasks, hospice, filling out a will, saying
goodbye to the kids, etc, you die mercifully.