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whatsoever other than being alumni.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Alabama fans too.

Not really knowing what an Alabama fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their
hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the
crowd.

The teacher asks her, "Well, if you aren't an Alabama fan, what are you?"

"I'm a LSU Tiger fan." boasts the little girl. "My Dad and Mom are Tiger fans, so I'm a Tiger fan
too" she responds.

"Just because your parents do something, doesn't mean you have to," the teacher says.  
"What if your mom and dad were idiots. What would you be then?" the teacher asks.

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Alabama fan."

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