 |
| |
 |
| |
 |
| |
 |
| |
 |
| |
 |
| |
 |
| |
 |
| |
 |
| |
 |
Nick and Drew's Drinks guys Should NOT Drink...
1) Cosmopolitan - If the name is also the name of a
chick magazine you shouldn't drink it!
2) Apple martini (aka the appletini) -If it can be
shortened to something cute and fun to say again
don't drink it!
3) Mojito- Sounds cool but there are leaves in the drink. Leaves in
drink=not for you!
4) Wine Cooler - Come on did I really have to tell you this.
5) Pina Colada - it smells like sun tan lotion therefore you should
not drink this!
6) If there is an umbrella in the drink and you can't see a beach,
don't drink it!
7) Shirley Temple/Roy Rogers - First they don't have alcohol and
they are named after actors. Just because it is named after a
cowboy doesn't make it manlier! However when someone invents
the Ronald Reagan then I'll drink that! Wait they already have, it is
called a Mind Eraser.
8) Mudslide – Why don't you just order a fudge packer and get it
over with.
9) Buttery Nipple – Sounds kinky but says you like getting high
heeled in the groin.
10) Zima - If adding a jolly rancher or any other candy is
recommended then I think you already know...DO NOT DRINK!
(thanks Ben tha honky)
Click HERE to send a drink that guys should NOT drink!
1) Cosmopolitan - If the name is also the name of a
chick magazine you shouldn't drink it!
2) Apple martini (aka the appletini) -If it can be
shortened to something cute and fun to say again
don't drink it!
3) Mojito- Sounds cool but there are leaves in the drink. Leaves in
drink=not for you!
4) Wine Cooler - Come on did I really have to tell you this.
5) Pina Colada - it smells like sun tan lotion therefore you should
not drink this!
6) If there is an umbrella in the drink and you can't see a beach,
don't drink it!
7) Shirley Temple/Roy Rogers - First they don't have alcohol and
they are named after actors. Just because it is named after a
cowboy doesn't make it manlier! However when someone invents
the Ronald Reagan then I'll drink that! Wait they already have, it is
called a Mind Eraser.
8) Mudslide – Why don't you just order a fudge packer and get it
over with.
9) Buttery Nipple – Sounds kinky but says you like getting high
heeled in the groin.
10) Zima - If adding a jolly rancher or any other candy is
recommended then I think you already know...DO NOT DRINK!
(thanks Ben tha honky)
Click HERE to send a drink that guys should NOT drink!