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Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Employee: “Hello 'dis W**-***t, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party
this week.”
Employee: “Whatchu want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne.” And underneath that “We will
miss you”.

Sad but true. This actually happened at a big box store in Florida.